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@thefatjewish

CALL ME KIM CARBDASHIAN 🚨MAJOR BEHAVIOR SIRIUSXM CHANNEL 52 THURSDAYS 3-5 EST🚨[email protected]

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420 followers

10.5M followings

Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cardi: MMMMMM OKURRRRR FRRRRR OOOOOUUU YIP YIP YAAAAA BRRRRATTT AYYYYYYY OKURRRRRRR
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Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? Cardi: MMMMMM OKURRRRR FRRRRR OOOOOUUU YIP YIP YAAAAA BRRRRATTT AYYYYYYY OKURRRRRRR

IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday)
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IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday )

IT’S SO WEIRD TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOUR MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN SHE ISN’T ON ANY FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA
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IT’S SO WEIRD TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOUR MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN SHE ISN’T ON ANY FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA

ENJOY YOUR CAULIFLOWER RICE AT A DINNER PLANNED 3 WEEKS IN ADVANCE MOTHERFUCKERS (tw: @ryannhartley)
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ENJOY YOUR CAULIFLOWER RICE AT A DINNER PLANNED 3 WEEKS IN ADVANCE MOTHERFUCKERS (tw: @ryannhartley )

THAT MAN NEEDS LEXIPRO, BAD. LIKE THE SAME AMOUNT THAT ANNA KENDRICK NEEDS A STYLIST. THE SAME AMOUNT THAT I NEED TO START EATING CAULIFLOWER RICE INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR RICE THAT GAVE ME THIS SHREK BODY (@drgrayfang)
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THAT MAN NEEDS LEXIPRO, BAD. LIKE THE SAME AMOUNT THAT ANNA KENDRICK NEEDS A STYLIST. THE SAME AMOUNT THAT I NEED TO START EATING CAULIFLOWER RICE INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR RICE THAT GAVE ME THIS SHREK BODY (@drgrayfang )

If you don’t poop with the door open when you’re together, it’s not real fucking love. -Maya Angelou (@wittyidiot)
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If you don’t poop with the door open when you’re together, it’s not real fucking love. -Maya Angelou (@wittyidiot )

DUDE ’S A BIG THICK BACKYARD. POOPITY SCOOP. (@theamericanizedfrench)
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DUDE ’S A BIG THICK BACKYARD. POOPITY SCOOP. (@theamericanizedfrench )

“The future depends on what we do in the present.” BITCH PLEASE YOU’RE IN A TUBE TOP WITH A CHUNKY GEMSTONE NAVEL PIERCING
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“The future depends on what we do in the present.” BITCH PLEASE YOU’RE IN A TUBE TOP WITH A CHUNKY GEMSTONE NAVEL PIERCING

HAVING A HOUSE GLASS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE IS SUCH A FUCKING FIRE LOOK I APPLAUD YOU DEB. (Her name is definitely Deb right?) tw: @letmerestplease
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HAVING A HOUSE GLASS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE IS SUCH A FUCKING FIRE LOOK I APPLAUD YOU DEB. (Her name is definitely Deb right?) tw: @letmerestplease

I PUT THIS BILLBOARD UP ON THE HIGHWAY TO COACHELLA TO PROMOTE MY WINE AND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT’S OK TO BE ANY RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, BUT IT’S NEVER OK TO MAKE ME WATCH YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY OF BEYONCÉ PERFORMING FROM A MILE AWAY WHILE YOUR HAND IS FUCKING SHAKING @webroughtwine #coachella
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I PUT THIS BILLBOARD UP ON THE HIGHWAY TO COACHELLA TO PROMOTE MY WINE AND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT’S OK TO BE ANY RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, BUT IT’S NEVER OK TO MAKE ME WATCH YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY OF BEYONCÉ PERFORMING FROM A MILE AWAY WHILE YOUR HAND IS FUCKING SHAKING @webroughtwine #coachella

Jim Carrey 2018 is emotionally unstable and sooooo fucking woke.
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Jim Carrey 2018 is emotionally unstable and sooooo fucking woke.

REAL MEN EAT IT BLOODY EVEN THOUGH IT TASTES LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF PENNIES (tw: @doughbvy)
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REAL MEN EAT IT BLOODY EVEN THOUGH IT TASTES LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF PENNIES (tw: @doughbvy )